Bunk Beds- Day 1

So last night was the first attempt at the bunkbeds. Here's the timeline.
7:00 Jammies and kisses goodnight
7:05 Lay the boys on the bottom bunk
7:10 Sit next to the bed so Jordan will stop begging to snuggle
7:11 Turn on Mary Poppins in an effort to lull the children to sleep
7:13 Tell Jordan to stop talking
7:14 Stop talking Jordan...
7:15 Leave the room
7:15 & 1 second: Giggling ensues
7:20 Put the children back to bed
7:22 Crying ensues
7:23 Hit Dillon in the head with the door, place back into bed
7:25 Hysterical crying ensues
7:26 Open door in time to see Dillon barf all over carpet (after crying hysterically)
7:30 With fresh jammies put Dillon into crib and bring Jordan in to my bed to "snuggle"
8:00 Put Jordan into bottom bunk
8:01 Carry Dillon to my bed to burp and sooth back to sleep
8:10 Dillon back into crib
10:30 Hear thud, go to room, pick up Jordan, realize Jordan has peed on impact, change Jordan
10:31 Jordan back into bunk
3:30 Hear Jordan screaming in hallway
3:31 Give up all hope and let Jordan "snuggle"

Round 2 tonight. Must think good thoughts........